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Based on their shared passion for Italian culture, cuisine, and music, they produce humorous and educational videos that highlight traditional Italian food practices, often reacting to unconventional or incorrect ways of cooking classic dishes.\n\nThe duo gained prominence on platforms like YouTube and TikTok, where they mix musical performances with comedy sketches centered around pasta, pizza, and other staples of Italian cuisine. Their content frequently focuses on \"protecting\" Italian food traditions, using exaggerated reactions and catchphrases to entertain while reinforcing authentic cooking methods.\n\nIn addition to short-form reactions, Lionfield creates original music and themed videos, such as their song and video about making pasta al dente. 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Parrot Survived 100 Days as King on the Deadliest Hardcore SMP","## A Deadly Server and an Impossible Promise\n\nOn the Unstable SMP, a hardcore Minecraft server billed in Parrot’s video as the world’s largest, almost nobody survives past their first login. Parrot describes the odds starkly: out of 100 new players, only 10 escape spawn alive; starvation, bandits, and natural causes cut that number down to one by the end of the first week. The server’s culture has largely accepted this brutality as normal.\n\nAfter overthrowing a prior tyrant, Lettuce K, the players elected Parrot as the first formal king of Unstable. In his coronation speech, Parrot promised something no one had ever managed: in 100 Minecraft days (about 33 hours of real time), new players would be able to:\n\n- Spawn in safely\n- Receive food\n- Have a safe place to go and live\n\nIf he failed, he vowed to resign as king.\n\nEven his closest allies — Theo, Horus, and Phada — thought the goal was nearly impossible. Lettuce himself had ruled with an army and massive resources and still never made spawn safe. Parrot’s group was just four players with no standing military. But they agreed to try: Horus would handle building and infrastructure, Phada would take on leadership in the main city, and Theo would serve as Parrot’s bodyguard and partner in combat.\n\n## Cleansing Spawn: The Wither War\n\nSpawn was effectively a killing field. When Parrot first joined the server, he says he escaped with only half a heart, and only survived because Theo happened to be nearby. The main culprit: a huge concentration of withers at the center of spawn, instantly killing most new players.\n\nParrot and Theo, armed with fully enchanted netherite gear, launched a direct assault on the withers. Parrot explains how withers behave:\n\n- At range, they try to keep their distance, making bows the most effective early tool\n- At half health, they enter an aggressive, glowing phase, dealing heavy damage up close\n\nThere were far more withers than they expected. The fight quickly became chaotic:\n\n- Armor durability plummeted\n- Their health dropped dangerously low multiple times\n- Random players were dying all around them while trying to flee\n\nAfter nearly destroying their gear, they realized the withers had retreated into lower tunnels. When they pushed underground, they were nearly overwhelmed — until their friends Phada and Horus arrived in diamond gear to help finish the job.\n\nBy the end of day 5, Parrot’s group had done what no one on Unstable had managed before: they killed all the withers at spawn. For the first time in the server’s history, players could log in and not immediately die to wither fire.\n\nHowever, spawn was still lethal in other ways: fall damage, terrain, and hostile players. To address that, Parrot turned to Horus, a skilled builder, and tasked him with fully rebuilding spawn into a fortified, safe castle where newcomers would actually be protected.\n\n## Reforming Capital City and Choosing New Leaders\n\nParrot’s promise wasn’t just about spawn. He also committed to providing new players a safe place to go after escaping the starting area. Traditionally, that hub was Capital City, the largest settlement on the server.\n\nBut Capital City was being run by a mayor Parrot portrays as greedy and exploitative:\n\n- Extremely high taxes (90%) on ordinary residents\n- A focus on extracting wealth rather than protecting or supporting citizens\n\nParrot moved to change that by installing his ally Phada as the new mayor. When he confronted the current mayor, Sir Pig, the tension was clear: Sir Pig demanded taxes from Parrot and his friends, claiming significant unpaid diamond debts. Parrot asserted his authority as king, backed by Theo as his royal bodyguard, and officially replaced Sir Pig with Phada.\n\nAt a public gathering, Parrot framed Capital City as the heart of the server and introduced Phada as the new leader. Phada’s first speech as mayor set a different tone:\n\n- **City expansion:** building new districts, homes, and opportunities to accommodate the influx of players\n- **Tax reform:** slashing taxes for ordinary residents from 90% to 10%\n- **Inclusivity:** reaffirming that Capital City should be “a place for everyone”\n- **Trust-building:** promising to listen, learn, and make the city feel like it truly belongs to its citizens\n\nThe crowd responded positively, and Parrot stepped back, leaving Phada to manage Capital City. This effectively split responsibilities:\n\n- Parrot: kingdom-wide security and spawn reform\n- Phada: economic policy and urban growth in the main city\n- Horus: infrastructure and large-scale building\n\nDespite this administrative progress, Parrot continued to encounter vocal opposition from older players around the server, some of whom still supported Lettuce or simply resented the idea of a king.\n\n## The Food Crisis and a Kingdom-Wide Chicken Plan\n\nOne of Parrot’s hardest promises to fulfill was food security. On Unstable, players generally eat crops like bread, carrots, or potatoes, but without villagers, large-scale automated farming is difficult. Parrot concluded that the most practical solution was:\n\n- Massive, automatic chicken farms\n- Producing thousands of cooked chickens per hour\n\nTo accomplish this, he and Theo traveled by rail for days to reach Redstone Town, a settlement famed for its redstone engineers. Its mayor, 4C, is an old friend of Parrot’s and even ran earlier in the same election.\n\nInitially, 4C refused to help. He was worried his own people would resent him for supporting Parrot, who was controversial among many veteran players. Parrot and Theo tried to begin building farms themselves, but progress was painfully slow. Their technical approach was clumsy compared to what Redstone Town was capable of.\n\nAs they struggled, 4C reconsidered. Watching them grind away appeared to convince him they were serious. He offered to help by designing and building the farm system himself — though he left acquiring chickens up to Parrot and Theo.\n\n4C directed them to Merchant City’s auction house as the best place to obtain a live chicken. That set off a desperate economic side-quest.\n\n## Auctions, Debt, and a 100,000-Diamond Bid\n\nMerchant City was bustling when Parrot and Theo arrived. Chickens were extremely rare and valuable on Unstable; Parrot was told a single chicken could cost around 1,000 diamonds at auction. Unfortunately, Theo only had about 600.\n\nWith just 20 minutes before the auction, they tried to raise more diamonds through mini-games. At one archery booth, Parrot paid three diamonds per shot to hit progressively harder targets. The hardest target — a distant moving minecart — paid out 10 diamonds if hit.\n\nParrot began landing shots on the minecart repeatedly in front of an increasingly stunned crowd, forcing the operator to push the cart farther back and move the shooting line backward multiple times. Even from an extreme distance, he kept hitting it, racking up a large haul of diamonds before the operator finally gave up and shut the game down.\n\nBy the time the auction began, Parrot and Theo had around 900 diamonds.\n\nInside the auction house, a wealthy player named RealRoyalty aggressively outbid everyone on nearly every item: ominous bottles, rare gear, even high-level enchanted books. When the chicken finally came up for sale, the bidding escalated quickly:\n\n- Parrot started at 50 diamonds\n- RealRoyalty and others pushed the price toward 500\n- Parrot declared 900 diamonds — everything they had\n\nAt that point, Theo impulsively shouted “100,000” diamonds, misunderstanding the scale and trying to outbid Royalty. The auctioneer accepted it at face value and sold the chicken to Parrot’s side.\n\nParrot was stunned. They’d just pledged 100,000 diamonds they didn’t have. Realistically, this put their kingdom into what Parrot calls “generational debt.”\n\nStill, they took custody of the chicken, with Theo insisting they’d find a way to pay it back. Parrot worried that if they defaulted, Merchant City might break its alliance with his kingdom or even end up at war with them. For now, though, he prioritized keeping his word about food security.\n\n## Building the Farms and Outsmarting the Bandits\n\nBy day 45, Parrot and Theo returned to Redstone Town with their chicken. In their absence, 4C and his residents had gone far beyond the original request:\n\n- They built multiple large “barn” structures filled with automated chicken-killing and cooking mechanisms\n- Each barn, at full capacity, could produce roughly 1,500 cooked chicken per hour\n- With all six barns running, the system could generate about 9,000 cooked chicken per hour — far more than strictly necessary\n\nParrot, Theo, and 4C then spent more than a week breeding chickens until two barns were at maximum capacity. Parrot describes the area as extremely laggy due to the sheer number of entities. As a bird-themed player, he noted it was unsettling to watch so many chickens being processed, but it was the only way to feed the flood of new players.\n\nBy day 84, the farms had generated nearly 30,000 cooked chickens. At 16 pieces per new player, that stockpile was enough to feed new arrivals for about 24 hours continuously.\n\nNext came the logistical challenge: getting all that food back to spawn.\n\n### The Train Convoy and the Horn Plan\n\nThey decided to use the server’s railroad network:\n\n- Day 85: they loaded minecarts with chests full of cooked chicken\n- Theo rode about 1,000 blocks ahead of the convoy to scout for threats\n- If he saw danger — bandits, enemy teams, or saboteurs — he would blow a horn\n- On hearing the horn, Parrot would immediately stop the convoy and wait for Theo to clear the way\n\nAs expected, the chicken attracted multiple ambushes. Theo encountered bandits who tried to rob the train, and Parrot fought off attackers determined to seize or destroy the supply.\n\nThe biggest threat came from Sarge Law, a former commander under Lettuce K. His group intercepted Parrot directly near the train line, revealing that Theo had earlier been diverted by a decoy squadron.\n\nSarge made his goal explicit: stop Parrot’s mission, force him to fail his 100-day pledge, and thereby end his reign as king. He argued that a king like Parrot would destroy the server’s nature, and that Parrot couldn’t be allowed to succeed.\n\nSarge ordered his men to search the minecarts and destroy the chicken.\n\nThey found nothing.\n\n### The Real Transport Method\n\nParrot then revealed, in narration, that the train convoy was a decoy operation from the start. Knowing someone would likely try to intercept the shipment, he’d arranged a different plan with 4C:\n\n- 4C moved the real chicken stockpile separately using a “happy guest” (the video implies a different, less obvious transport method)\n- The minecarts Parrot was escorting were empty, meant only to draw attention and stall adversaries\n\nBy the time Sarge’s forces realized they’d been fooled, it was too late; 4C was likely already near spawn with the actual food.\n\nThis misdirection allowed Parrot to continue onward and gave 4C enough time to secure the supplies where they were needed most.\n\n## Rebuilt Spawn, Ungrateful Veterans, and Lettuce’s Warning\n\nBy day 96, Parrot returned to a completely transformed spawn.\n\nHorus had used the time to build a full, fortified spawn structure:\n\n- Safe landing area around the exact spawn point\n- Pathways and walls to prevent fall deaths\n- Clear routes leading to Capital City, marked for new arrivals\n\nPlayers were now spawning in and immediately being directed:\n\n- Down from the high spawn platform\n- Past a designated “food giver” who handed out cooked chicken\n- Onto a cobblestone path leading all the way to Capital City\n\nWhen Parrot arrived, he met the player handling food distribution, who thanked him for what he’d done. New players expressed excitement and relief rather than fear — a radical change from the server’s previous state.\n\nParrot even took over briefly, personally handing out chicken and walking a new player, Ironclad, toward the path to Capital City, welcoming him to Unstable.\n\nOn paper, Parrot had fulfilled his entire 100-day promise:\n\n- Spawn was safe from withers and environmental hazards\n- Every new player received food on arrival\n- A stable, growing city awaited them along a protected path\n\nYet hostility from many veteran players remained intense.\n\n### Persistent Hatred\n\nEven as the improvements became visible, groups of older players confronted Parrot at spawn and in other areas, shouting that he’d “ruined the server” and that they wanted Lettuce back instead.\n\nSome told him directly that they hoped he’d be banned. Others framed his kingship as meaningless, insisting his title had no legitimacy.\n\nTheo pointed out the disconnect: they were doing concrete things to help new players, but large segments of the old guard still refused to acknowledge it.\n\nParrot, in narration, said this bothered him at first. Over time, he tried to focus on doing what he believed was right, even if the people benefiting didn’t fully understand or appreciate it.\n\n### A Final Conversation with Lettuce K\n\nParrot eventually confronted the deposed tyrant, Lettuce K, now held as a prisoner. In their conversation, Parrot accused Lettuce of:\n\n- Letting tens of thousands of players die at spawn under his rule\n- Doing nothing meaningful to fix the wither problem\n- Having the wealth and army to solve spawn safety, but choosing not to\n\nLettuce didn’t deny he had the power. Instead, he made a more unsettling claim: he could have fixed spawn instantly but deliberately refused. He implied that uncontrolled newcomers and a safe spawn would destroy what he saw as the “real” Unstable.\n\nHe also delivered a warning:\n\n- He suggested the server was “too far gone” and “unrepairable”\n- He hinted that sometimes leaders must make harsh choices to protect their people\n- He told Parrot that, as king, he would eventually face the same kind of moral trade-offs\n\nLettuce framed Parrot’s success as both impressive and naive, implying that the real challenges of ruling were still ahead.\n\n## Day 100 and Beyond: A Kingdom Transformed\n\nBy day 100, Parrot had met every condition he’d laid out on day one:\n\n- **Spawn cleared:** all withers at spawn were gone\n- **Safe environment:** Horus’s rebuilt spawn and infrastructure prevented immediate deaths and guided players safely outward\n- **Food security:** massive chicken farms built by 4C and Redstone Town kept a steady supply of cooked chicken flowing to new arrivals\n- **Shelter and opportunity:** Phada’s reformed Capital City expanded housing, lowered taxes, and opened up space for average players to build lives\n\nThe result was dramatic: Parrot reports that within a week, his kingdom’s population grew by more than 500%, driven primarily by the new players who could finally survive their first minutes on the server.\n\nDespite that, he remained in significant debt to Merchant City due to the 100,000-diamond bid Theo had made on the chicken. Politically, he still faced resentment from veteran factions — including remnants of Lettuce’s forces like Sarge Law — who viewed his rule as illegitimate or harmful.\n\nIn the closing moments, Parrot and Theo reflect on a lingering mystery: who originally spawned the withers at spawn, and why spend so many resources doing it? Parrot admits he doesn’t know and, at least for now, doesn’t care. The only thing that matters to him is that the withers are dead and the new players are alive.\n\nFor Parrot, the 100 days aren’t an ending but a beginning. He’s proven he can keep his word under near-impossible conditions. The next question, which he leaves hanging for future episodes, is what kind of kingdom he’ll build now that people can actually survive long enough to see it.\n\n## Summary\n\nIn “100 Days as King of the Unstable SMP,” Parrot documents a tightly scoped but high-stakes promise: make the deadliest hardcore spawn on the server safe within 100 Minecraft days or resign as king.\n\nOver that period, he and his allies:\n\n- Eradicated a massive wither infestation at spawn\n- Rebuilt the area into a fortified, beginner-friendly castle\n- Installed a new, fairer mayor in Capital City and slashed player taxes\n- Partnered with Redstone Town to construct huge automatic chicken farms\n- Fell into massive debt to secure a single breeding chicken at auction\n- Outwitted bandits and remnants of Lettuce’s regime with a decoy supply train\n\nBy day 100, new players were spawning safely, receiving food, and journeying to an expanded Capital City, even as many long-time players continued to openly hate Parrot’s rule.\n\nThe episode frames Parrot not just as a PvP player or builder, but as a leader navigating political resistance, logistical challenges, and moral trade-offs — all within the unforgiving environment of the Unstable SMP.","\u003Ch2>A Deadly Server and an Impossible Promise\u003C\u002Fh2>\n\u003Cp>On the Unstable SMP, a hardcore Minecraft server billed in Parrot’s video as the world’s largest, almost nobody survives past their first login. Parrot describes the odds starkly: out of 100 new players, only 10 escape spawn alive; starvation, bandits, and natural causes cut that number down to one by the end of the first week. The server’s culture has largely accepted this brutality as normal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After overthrowing a prior tyrant, Lettuce K, the players elected Parrot as the first formal king of Unstable. In his coronation speech, Parrot promised something no one had ever managed: in 100 Minecraft days (about 33 hours of real time), new players would be able to:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cul>\n\u003Cli>Spawn in safely\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>Receive food\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>Have a safe place to go and live\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003C\u002Ful>\n\u003Cp>If he failed, he vowed to resign as king.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even his closest allies — Theo, Horus, and Phada — thought the goal was nearly impossible. Lettuce himself had ruled with an army and massive resources and still never made spawn safe. Parrot’s group was just four players with no standing military. But they agreed to try: Horus would handle building and infrastructure, Phada would take on leadership in the main city, and Theo would serve as Parrot’s bodyguard and partner in combat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Ch2>Cleansing Spawn: The Wither War\u003C\u002Fh2>\n\u003Cp>Spawn was effectively a killing field. When Parrot first joined the server, he says he escaped with only half a heart, and only survived because Theo happened to be nearby. The main culprit: a huge concentration of withers at the center of spawn, instantly killing most new players.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Parrot and Theo, armed with fully enchanted netherite gear, launched a direct assault on the withers. Parrot explains how withers behave:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cul>\n\u003Cli>At range, they try to keep their distance, making bows the most effective early tool\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>At half health, they enter an aggressive, glowing phase, dealing heavy damage up close\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003C\u002Ful>\n\u003Cp>There were far more withers than they expected. The fight quickly became chaotic:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cul>\n\u003Cli>Armor durability plummeted\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>Their health dropped dangerously low multiple times\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>Random players were dying all around them while trying to flee\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003C\u002Ful>\n\u003Cp>After nearly destroying their gear, they realized the withers had retreated into lower tunnels. When they pushed underground, they were nearly overwhelmed — until their friends Phada and Horus arrived in diamond gear to help finish the job.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>By the end of day 5, Parrot’s group had done what no one on Unstable had managed before: they killed all the withers at spawn. For the first time in the server’s history, players could log in and not immediately die to wither fire.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, spawn was still lethal in other ways: fall damage, terrain, and hostile players. To address that, Parrot turned to Horus, a skilled builder, and tasked him with fully rebuilding spawn into a fortified, safe castle where newcomers would actually be protected.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Ch2>Reforming Capital City and Choosing New Leaders\u003C\u002Fh2>\n\u003Cp>Parrot’s promise wasn’t just about spawn. He also committed to providing new players a safe place to go after escaping the starting area. Traditionally, that hub was Capital City, the largest settlement on the server.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Capital City was being run by a mayor Parrot portrays as greedy and exploitative:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cul>\n\u003Cli>Extremely high taxes (90%) on ordinary residents\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>A focus on extracting wealth rather than protecting or supporting citizens\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003C\u002Ful>\n\u003Cp>Parrot moved to change that by installing his ally Phada as the new mayor. When he confronted the current mayor, Sir Pig, the tension was clear: Sir Pig demanded taxes from Parrot and his friends, claiming significant unpaid diamond debts. Parrot asserted his authority as king, backed by Theo as his royal bodyguard, and officially replaced Sir Pig with Phada.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At a public gathering, Parrot framed Capital City as the heart of the server and introduced Phada as the new leader. Phada’s first speech as mayor set a different tone:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cul>\n\u003Cli>\u003Cstrong>City expansion:\u003C\u002Fstrong> building new districts, homes, and opportunities to accommodate the influx of players\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>\u003Cstrong>Tax reform:\u003C\u002Fstrong> slashing taxes for ordinary residents from 90% to 10%\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>\u003Cstrong>Inclusivity:\u003C\u002Fstrong> reaffirming that Capital City should be “a place for everyone”\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>\u003Cstrong>Trust-building:\u003C\u002Fstrong> promising to listen, learn, and make the city feel like it truly belongs to its citizens\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003C\u002Ful>\n\u003Cp>The crowd responded positively, and Parrot stepped back, leaving Phada to manage Capital City. This effectively split responsibilities:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cul>\n\u003Cli>Parrot: kingdom-wide security and spawn reform\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>Phada: economic policy and urban growth in the main city\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>Horus: infrastructure and large-scale building\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003C\u002Ful>\n\u003Cp>Despite this administrative progress, Parrot continued to encounter vocal opposition from older players around the server, some of whom still supported Lettuce or simply resented the idea of a king.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Ch2>The Food Crisis and a Kingdom-Wide Chicken Plan\u003C\u002Fh2>\n\u003Cp>One of Parrot’s hardest promises to fulfill was food security. On Unstable, players generally eat crops like bread, carrots, or potatoes, but without villagers, large-scale automated farming is difficult. Parrot concluded that the most practical solution was:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cul>\n\u003Cli>Massive, automatic chicken farms\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>Producing thousands of cooked chickens per hour\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003C\u002Ful>\n\u003Cp>To accomplish this, he and Theo traveled by rail for days to reach Redstone Town, a settlement famed for its redstone engineers. Its mayor, 4C, is an old friend of Parrot’s and even ran earlier in the same election.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Initially, 4C refused to help. He was worried his own people would resent him for supporting Parrot, who was controversial among many veteran players. Parrot and Theo tried to begin building farms themselves, but progress was painfully slow. Their technical approach was clumsy compared to what Redstone Town was capable of.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As they struggled, 4C reconsidered. Watching them grind away appeared to convince him they were serious. He offered to help by designing and building the farm system himself — though he left acquiring chickens up to Parrot and Theo.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>4C directed them to Merchant City’s auction house as the best place to obtain a live chicken. That set off a desperate economic side-quest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Ch2>Auctions, Debt, and a 100,000-Diamond Bid\u003C\u002Fh2>\n\u003Cp>Merchant City was bustling when Parrot and Theo arrived. Chickens were extremely rare and valuable on Unstable; Parrot was told a single chicken could cost around 1,000 diamonds at auction. Unfortunately, Theo only had about 600.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With just 20 minutes before the auction, they tried to raise more diamonds through mini-games. At one archery booth, Parrot paid three diamonds per shot to hit progressively harder targets. The hardest target — a distant moving minecart — paid out 10 diamonds if hit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Parrot began landing shots on the minecart repeatedly in front of an increasingly stunned crowd, forcing the operator to push the cart farther back and move the shooting line backward multiple times. Even from an extreme distance, he kept hitting it, racking up a large haul of diamonds before the operator finally gave up and shut the game down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>By the time the auction began, Parrot and Theo had around 900 diamonds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside the auction house, a wealthy player named RealRoyalty aggressively outbid everyone on nearly every item: ominous bottles, rare gear, even high-level enchanted books. When the chicken finally came up for sale, the bidding escalated quickly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cul>\n\u003Cli>Parrot started at 50 diamonds\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>RealRoyalty and others pushed the price toward 500\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>Parrot declared 900 diamonds — everything they had\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003C\u002Ful>\n\u003Cp>At that point, Theo impulsively shouted “100,000” diamonds, misunderstanding the scale and trying to outbid Royalty. The auctioneer accepted it at face value and sold the chicken to Parrot’s side.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Parrot was stunned. They’d just pledged 100,000 diamonds they didn’t have. Realistically, this put their kingdom into what Parrot calls “generational debt.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Still, they took custody of the chicken, with Theo insisting they’d find a way to pay it back. Parrot worried that if they defaulted, Merchant City might break its alliance with his kingdom or even end up at war with them. For now, though, he prioritized keeping his word about food security.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Ch2>Building the Farms and Outsmarting the Bandits\u003C\u002Fh2>\n\u003Cp>By day 45, Parrot and Theo returned to Redstone Town with their chicken. In their absence, 4C and his residents had gone far beyond the original request:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cul>\n\u003Cli>They built multiple large “barn” structures filled with automated chicken-killing and cooking mechanisms\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>Each barn, at full capacity, could produce roughly 1,500 cooked chicken per hour\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>With all six barns running, the system could generate about 9,000 cooked chicken per hour — far more than strictly necessary\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003C\u002Ful>\n\u003Cp>Parrot, Theo, and 4C then spent more than a week breeding chickens until two barns were at maximum capacity. Parrot describes the area as extremely laggy due to the sheer number of entities. As a bird-themed player, he noted it was unsettling to watch so many chickens being processed, but it was the only way to feed the flood of new players.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>By day 84, the farms had generated nearly 30,000 cooked chickens. At 16 pieces per new player, that stockpile was enough to feed new arrivals for about 24 hours continuously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Next came the logistical challenge: getting all that food back to spawn.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Ch3>The Train Convoy and the Horn Plan\u003C\u002Fh3>\n\u003Cp>They decided to use the server’s railroad network:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cul>\n\u003Cli>Day 85: they loaded minecarts with chests full of cooked chicken\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>Theo rode about 1,000 blocks ahead of the convoy to scout for threats\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>If he saw danger — bandits, enemy teams, or saboteurs — he would blow a horn\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>On hearing the horn, Parrot would immediately stop the convoy and wait for Theo to clear the way\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003C\u002Ful>\n\u003Cp>As expected, the chicken attracted multiple ambushes. Theo encountered bandits who tried to rob the train, and Parrot fought off attackers determined to seize or destroy the supply.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The biggest threat came from Sarge Law, a former commander under Lettuce K. His group intercepted Parrot directly near the train line, revealing that Theo had earlier been diverted by a decoy squadron.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sarge made his goal explicit: stop Parrot’s mission, force him to fail his 100-day pledge, and thereby end his reign as king. He argued that a king like Parrot would destroy the server’s nature, and that Parrot couldn’t be allowed to succeed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sarge ordered his men to search the minecarts and destroy the chicken.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They found nothing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Ch3>The Real Transport Method\u003C\u002Fh3>\n\u003Cp>Parrot then revealed, in narration, that the train convoy was a decoy operation from the start. Knowing someone would likely try to intercept the shipment, he’d arranged a different plan with 4C:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cul>\n\u003Cli>4C moved the real chicken stockpile separately using a “happy guest” (the video implies a different, less obvious transport method)\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>The minecarts Parrot was escorting were empty, meant only to draw attention and stall adversaries\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003C\u002Ful>\n\u003Cp>By the time Sarge’s forces realized they’d been fooled, it was too late; 4C was likely already near spawn with the actual food.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This misdirection allowed Parrot to continue onward and gave 4C enough time to secure the supplies where they were needed most.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Ch2>Rebuilt Spawn, Ungrateful Veterans, and Lettuce’s Warning\u003C\u002Fh2>\n\u003Cp>By day 96, Parrot returned to a completely transformed spawn.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Horus had used the time to build a full, fortified spawn structure:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cul>\n\u003Cli>Safe landing area around the exact spawn point\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>Pathways and walls to prevent fall deaths\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>Clear routes leading to Capital City, marked for new arrivals\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003C\u002Ful>\n\u003Cp>Players were now spawning in and immediately being directed:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cul>\n\u003Cli>Down from the high spawn platform\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>Past a designated “food giver” who handed out cooked chicken\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>Onto a cobblestone path leading all the way to Capital City\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003C\u002Ful>\n\u003Cp>When Parrot arrived, he met the player handling food distribution, who thanked him for what he’d done. New players expressed excitement and relief rather than fear — a radical change from the server’s previous state.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Parrot even took over briefly, personally handing out chicken and walking a new player, Ironclad, toward the path to Capital City, welcoming him to Unstable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On paper, Parrot had fulfilled his entire 100-day promise:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cul>\n\u003Cli>Spawn was safe from withers and environmental hazards\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>Every new player received food on arrival\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>A stable, growing city awaited them along a protected path\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003C\u002Ful>\n\u003Cp>Yet hostility from many veteran players remained intense.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Ch3>Persistent Hatred\u003C\u002Fh3>\n\u003Cp>Even as the improvements became visible, groups of older players confronted Parrot at spawn and in other areas, shouting that he’d “ruined the server” and that they wanted Lettuce back instead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Some told him directly that they hoped he’d be banned. Others framed his kingship as meaningless, insisting his title had no legitimacy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Theo pointed out the disconnect: they were doing concrete things to help new players, but large segments of the old guard still refused to acknowledge it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Parrot, in narration, said this bothered him at first. Over time, he tried to focus on doing what he believed was right, even if the people benefiting didn’t fully understand or appreciate it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Ch3>A Final Conversation with Lettuce K\u003C\u002Fh3>\n\u003Cp>Parrot eventually confronted the deposed tyrant, Lettuce K, now held as a prisoner. In their conversation, Parrot accused Lettuce of:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cul>\n\u003Cli>Letting tens of thousands of players die at spawn under his rule\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>Doing nothing meaningful to fix the wither problem\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>Having the wealth and army to solve spawn safety, but choosing not to\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003C\u002Ful>\n\u003Cp>Lettuce didn’t deny he had the power. Instead, he made a more unsettling claim: he could have fixed spawn instantly but deliberately refused. He implied that uncontrolled newcomers and a safe spawn would destroy what he saw as the “real” Unstable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He also delivered a warning:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cul>\n\u003Cli>He suggested the server was “too far gone” and “unrepairable”\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>He hinted that sometimes leaders must make harsh choices to protect their people\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>He told Parrot that, as king, he would eventually face the same kind of moral trade-offs\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003C\u002Ful>\n\u003Cp>Lettuce framed Parrot’s success as both impressive and naive, implying that the real challenges of ruling were still ahead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Ch2>Day 100 and Beyond: A Kingdom Transformed\u003C\u002Fh2>\n\u003Cp>By day 100, Parrot had met every condition he’d laid out on day one:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cul>\n\u003Cli>\u003Cstrong>Spawn cleared:\u003C\u002Fstrong> all withers at spawn were gone\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>\u003Cstrong>Safe environment:\u003C\u002Fstrong> Horus’s rebuilt spawn and infrastructure prevented immediate deaths and guided players safely outward\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>\u003Cstrong>Food security:\u003C\u002Fstrong> massive chicken farms built by 4C and Redstone Town kept a steady supply of cooked chicken flowing to new arrivals\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>\u003Cstrong>Shelter and opportunity:\u003C\u002Fstrong> Phada’s reformed Capital City expanded housing, lowered taxes, and opened up space for average players to build lives\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003C\u002Ful>\n\u003Cp>The result was dramatic: Parrot reports that within a week, his kingdom’s population grew by more than 500%, driven primarily by the new players who could finally survive their first minutes on the server.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Despite that, he remained in significant debt to Merchant City due to the 100,000-diamond bid Theo had made on the chicken. Politically, he still faced resentment from veteran factions — including remnants of Lettuce’s forces like Sarge Law — who viewed his rule as illegitimate or harmful.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the closing moments, Parrot and Theo reflect on a lingering mystery: who originally spawned the withers at spawn, and why spend so many resources doing it? Parrot admits he doesn’t know and, at least for now, doesn’t care. The only thing that matters to him is that the withers are dead and the new players are alive.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For Parrot, the 100 days aren’t an ending but a beginning. He’s proven he can keep his word under near-impossible conditions. The next question, which he leaves hanging for future episodes, is what kind of kingdom he’ll build now that people can actually survive long enough to see it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Ch2>Summary\u003C\u002Fh2>\n\u003Cp>In “100 Days as King of the Unstable SMP,” Parrot documents a tightly scoped but high-stakes promise: make the deadliest hardcore spawn on the server safe within 100 Minecraft days or resign as king.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Over that period, he and his allies:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cul>\n\u003Cli>Eradicated a massive wither infestation at spawn\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>Rebuilt the area into a fortified, beginner-friendly castle\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>Installed a new, fairer mayor in Capital City and slashed player taxes\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>Partnered with Redstone Town to construct huge automatic chicken farms\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>Fell into massive debt to secure a single breeding chicken at auction\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>Outwitted bandits and remnants of Lettuce’s regime with a decoy supply train\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003C\u002Ful>\n\u003Cp>By day 100, new players were spawning safely, receiving food, and journeying to an expanded Capital City, even as many long-time players continued to openly hate Parrot’s rule.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The episode frames Parrot not just as a PvP player or builder, but as a leader navigating political resistance, logistical challenges, and moral trade-offs — all within the unforgiving environment of the Unstable 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The track later found renewed cultural prominence in the mid-2000s through the \"Rickrolling\" internet meme, which unexpectedly linked users to the song’s music video and introduced Astley's work to a new generation.\n\nBeyond this signature hit, Astley has continued to record and perform, releasing albums and touring internationally. His catalog spans upbeat dance-pop, soulful ballads, and more mature pop material, reflecting a career that has evolved well beyond his initial late-1980s breakthrough.","\u003Cp>Rick Astley is an English singer, songwriter, and musician best known for his 1987 hit single "Never Gonna Give You Up." Born on 6 February 1966 in Warrington, Cheshire, England, he first gained attention in the late 1980s with a series of chart-topping pop singles characterized by his deep, soulful voice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>"Never Gonna Give You Up" became his signature song, reaching number one in multiple countries and remaining closely associated with his public image. 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Ha construido una comunidad muy activa en español, a la que se refiere con apodos como “simiecitos” y “simiecitas”, y suele interactuar de forma cercana durante sus transmisiones en vivo.\n\nEn YouTube publica videos y directos de títulos como Roblox, Free Fire, Fortnite y Poppy Playtime, además de subir shorts y clips de sus momentos más virales. Complementa este contenido con transmisiones en otras plataformas, donde realiza colaboraciones con otros creadores y participa en tendencias y retos populares dentro de la comunidad gaming.\n\nFlores ha diversificado su presencia con varios canales dedicados a distintos juegos, manteniendo una alta frecuencia de publicación. Su estilo se caracteriza por un humor expresivo, referencias constantes a su propia comunidad y una dinámica de agradecimientos a sus suscriptores y seguidores, lo que refuerza el sentido de pertenencia entre quienes lo siguen.","\u003Cp>Abraham Flores, conocido en línea como ElAbrahaham, es un creador de contenido y streamer mexicano centrado principalmente en videojuegos y contenido humorístico. Ha construido una comunidad muy activa en español, a la que se refiere con apodos como “simiecitos” y “simiecitas”, y suele interactuar de forma cercana durante sus transmisiones en vivo.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>En YouTube publica videos y directos de títulos como Roblox, Free Fire, Fortnite y Poppy Playtime, además de subir shorts y clips de sus momentos más virales. 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Lionfield (OFFICIAL VIDEO) lyrics","Take your pasta and put it in a boiling pot\nIt doesn't matter which shape you got\nLong or short, I really don't care\nBut if you pick spaghetti, don't you dare to break them in\nWe will call the police soon\n\nCheck your clock and stir every now and then\nDon't pour the olive oil in the water because it's a scam\nAnd when it's almost ready, take your food, a spoon\nTaste a piece or two\nPlease don't let it overcook\n\nPasta must be al dente\nAs long as you remember to take it out the water on time\nWater on time\n\nOnce I heard that some people from all over the world\nThrow their spaghetti on the wall and if they stick they think it's ready\nGod forgives them but I don't\nAnyway, if you check the box you find the cooking time\nWhile it's so damn wrong\nThe secret is to taste it over and over until it's almost ready\nOtherwise, you're going to make it awful\n\nIt must be al dente\nAs long as you remember to take it out the water on time\nIt must be al dente\nAs long as you remember to take it out the water on time\nApproved","\u003Cp>Take your pasta and put it in a boiling pot\nIt doesn't matter which shape you got\nLong or short, I really don't care\nBut if you pick spaghetti, don't you dare to break them in\nWe will call the police soon\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Check your clock and stir every now and then\nDon't pour the olive oil in the water because it's a scam\nAnd when it's almost ready, take your food, a spoon\nTaste a piece or two\nPlease don't let it overcook\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pasta must be al dente\nAs long as you remember to take it out the water on time\nWater on time\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once I heard that some people from all over the world\nThrow their spaghetti on the wall and if they stick they think it's ready\nGod forgives them but I don't\nAnyway, if you check the box you find the cooking time\nWhile it's so damn wrong\nThe secret is to taste it over and over until it's almost ready\nOtherwise, you're going to make it awful\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It must be al dente\nAs long as you remember to take it out the water on time\nIt must be al dente\nAs long as you remember to take it out the water on time\nApproved\u003C\u002Fp>\n","how-to-make-pasta-al-dente-lionfield-official-video-lyrics","how-to-make-pasta-al-dente-lionfield-official-video-lyrics\u002F01KK7SASWHAEVR4WJ84GGNDA2K",[],[],[],[],[442,443],{"type":28,"text":432,"locale":29},{"type":31,"text":433,"locale":29},[445,452],{"id":446,"ulid":447,"post_id":448,"type":254,"path":449,"url":450,"disk":40,"is_primary":41,"sort_order":42,"title":43,"alt":43,"caption":43,"mime":43,"size":43,"width":43,"height":43,"duration":43,"hash":43,"metadata":43,"created_at":451,"updated_at":451},118,"01KK7SATB75PAP9CW5WP0CQXFC",63,"https:\u002F\u002Fwww.youtube.com\u002Fwatch?v=qcuQ3jJF9pw","https:\u002F\u002Fwww.youtube-nocookie.com\u002Fembed\u002FqcuQ3jJF9pw","2026-03-08T22:33:21.000000Z",{"id":453,"ulid":454,"post_id":448,"type":37,"path":455,"url":456,"disk":40,"is_primary":41,"sort_order":42,"title":43,"alt":43,"caption":43,"mime":44,"size":457,"width":264,"height":265,"duration":43,"hash":458,"variant_base_url":48,"metadata":43,"created_at":459,"updated_at":459},119,"01KK7SATCSRM06W765EYBJNB2P","posts\u002Fmedia\u002F2026\u002F03\u002F08\u002F01KK7SATCSRM06W765EYBJNB2P.jpg","https:\u002F\u002Fapi.influrs.com\u002Fstorage\u002Fposts\u002Fmedia\u002F2026\u002F03\u002F08\u002F01KK7SATCSRM06W765EYBJNB2P.jpg",262033,"ab29054219fe8e9372789c7768683aa28f30875c7d0b24c02edd5bc9ae3762d5","2026-03-08T22:33:23.000000Z",[461],{"ulid":6,"title":8,"content":9,"content_html":10,"slug":11,"slug_plain":11,"canonical_url":12,"texts":462,"type":7},[463,464],{"type":28,"text":8,"locale":29},{"type":31,"text":9,"locale":29},{"ulid":52,"name":53,"avatar":54},{"ulid":467,"type":212,"title":468,"content":469,"content_html":470,"slug":471,"slug_plain":471,"canonical_url":472,"social_links":473,"creator_focuses":474,"creator_focus_codes":475,"creator_focus_labels":476,"texts":477,"media":480,"related":492,"user":497,"likes_count":42,"is_liked":41,"subscribers_count":42,"is_subscribed":41,"created_at":498,"updated_at":498},"01KK7S4R8N7FP309E9BC1VGFND","How Lionfield Teaches You To Make Perfect Pasta Al Dente (Without Throwing It at the Wall)","## Who Are Lionfield and What Is This Pasta Song?\n\nLionfield, the Italian duo of Matteo Salvatori and Emiliano Santoro, are known online as comedic \"pasta protectors\" who defend Italian food traditions. In their official video **\"How To Make Pasta Al Dente\"**, they turn a how‑to guide into a full song, mixing serious cooking advice with playful warnings about what *not* to do.\n\nThe lyrics walk through the steps of cooking pasta al dente while poking fun at common mistakes, especially those made outside Italy. Beneath the comedy, though, they give a straightforward, practical method you can actually follow.\n\n---\n\n## Choosing and Adding the Pasta\n\nLionfield start with the basics: getting the pasta into a properly boiling pot.\n\nKey ideas from the song:\n\n- **Shape doesn’t matter for doneness**  \n  > \"It doesn't matter which shape you got \u002F Long or short, I really don't care\"\n  \n  Any dry pasta shape can be cooked al dente as long as you watch the time and texture.\n\n- **But don’t break spaghetti**  \n  > \"But if you pick spaghetti, don't you dare to break them in \u002F We will call the police soon.\"\n\n  This is a classic Italian pet peeve: breaking long pasta like spaghetti before cooking. Lionfield exaggerate with the \"police\" joke, but it underlines an authentic cultural preference—keep long pasta long.\n\n- **Use a boiling pot of water**  \n  > \"Take your pasta and put it in a boiling pot\"\n\n  The water should already be at a full boil before you add the pasta, so it starts cooking evenly and doesn’t turn gummy.\n\n---\n\n## What *Not* to Do: Olive Oil and Wall Tests\n\nThe video calls out two common myths in a pretty direct way.\n\n- **Don’t add olive oil to the water**  \n  > \"Don't pour the olive oil in the water because it's a scam.\"\n\n  The idea that oil in the water keeps pasta from sticking is widely repeated but misleading. Lionfield label it a \"scam\" in the lyrics. The actual sticking problem is better handled by:\n  - using enough water\n  - keeping the water at a strong boil\n  - stirring the pasta in the first minutes\n\n- **Don’t throw pasta at the wall**  \n  > \"Once I heard that some people from all over the world throw their spet on the wall and if they stick they think it's ready. God forgives them but I don't.\"\n\n  The \"throwing spaghetti at the wall\" test is another myth. In the song, they treat it almost like a culinary sin. Sticking to a wall doesn’t reliably indicate al dente; it mostly means the surface is starchy.\n\nTheir alternative: read the box, then rely on tasting, not tricks.\n\n---\n\n## Timing, Tasting, and the Box Instructions\n\nA big focus of the song is that al dente is about **timing and tasting**.\n\n- **Check the clock, but don’t worship it**  \n  > \"Check your clock and ste every now and then\"  \n  > \"If you check the box you find the cooking time while it's soft and wrong.\"\n\n  The package gives an approximate cooking time. Lionfield point out it’ll get *soft* if you follow it blindly. Their message: use it as a guideline, not a guarantee.\n\n- **Taste as you go**  \n  > \"And when it's almost ready, take your food a spoon \u002F Taste a piece or two \u002F Please don't let it overcook.\"  \n  > \"The secret is to taste it over and over until it's almost ready.\"\n\n  Their main rule: keep tasting. Pull out a piece, bite it, judge the texture yourself rather than trusting a wall or just the printed time.\n\n- **Stop before it goes too far**  \n  > \"Otherwise, you're going to make it over.\"\n\n  \"Over\" here is shorthand for overcooked: soft, mushy pasta that Italians generally want to avoid.\n\n---\n\n## What “Al Dente” Means in Practice\n\nThe chorus repeats the core target:\n\n> \"Pasta must be al dente \u002F As long as you remember to take it out the water on time.\"\n\nFrom the lyrics, the practical definition is:\n\n- **Slight bite, not crunchy and not mushy**  \n  It should be cooked through but still have firmness when you bite it.\n\n- **No wall tests, no tricks**  \n  You judge al dente by **tasting**, not sticking it to a wall or watching for gimmicks.\n\nWhile the transcript doesn’t mention it explicitly, Lionfield’s broader pasta content often highlights that al dente preserves texture and avoids the soggy, overcooked results they frequently react to in their comedy shorts.\n\n---\n\n## Simple Step‑By‑Step: Lionfield’s Al Dente Method\n\nSummarizing the method described in the song:\n\n1. **Boil water in a large pot.**  \n   Wait until it’s fully boiling.\n\n2. **Add the pasta.**  \n   - Any shape is fine.  \n   - If it’s spaghetti, keep it whole—don’t break it.\n\n3. **Do *not* add olive oil to the water.**  \n   They call this a scam and skip it entirely.\n\n4. **Check the suggested time on the box.**  \n   Use it as a starting point for when to begin tasting.\n\n5. **Taste repeatedly near the end.**  \n   - Use a spoon or fork to take out a piece.  \n   - Bite and check the texture.  \n   - Repeat \"over and over until it's almost ready.\"\n\n6. **Remove from water on time.**  \n   - As soon as it reaches that firm, not‑mushy bite, drain it.  \n   - Leaving it in the water is what ruins al dente.\n\nThroughout the song, Lionfield return to the same condition: **\"take it out the water on time.\"** That, for them, is the whole secret.\n\n---\n\n## Summary: Comedy with Real Pasta Rules\n\nIn **\"How To Make Pasta Al Dente\"**, Lionfield fold real Italian cooking advice into a humorous music video. The main points tied to the lyrics are:\n\n- Use a boiling pot of water and any pasta shape you like.\n- Don’t break spaghetti if you care about Italian sensibilities.\n- Skip olive oil in the water—it won’t save your pasta.\n- Ignore wall‑throwing tests; they’re not a real measure of doneness.\n- Read the box for guidance, then rely on repeated tasting.\n- Drain the pasta as soon as it reaches a firm, al dente bite.\n\nBehind the jokes about calling the police and divine forgiveness, Lionfield present a straightforward, taste‑focused method: **watch the clock, trust your palate, and rescue the pasta from the water at just the right moment.**","\u003Ch2>Who Are Lionfield and What Is This Pasta Song?\u003C\u002Fh2>\n\u003Cp>Lionfield, the Italian duo of Matteo Salvatori and Emiliano Santoro, are known online as comedic "pasta protectors" who defend Italian food traditions. In their official video \u003Cstrong>"How To Make Pasta Al Dente"\u003C\u002Fstrong>, they turn a how‑to guide into a full song, mixing serious cooking advice with playful warnings about what \u003Cem>not\u003C\u002Fem> to do.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The lyrics walk through the steps of cooking pasta al dente while poking fun at common mistakes, especially those made outside Italy. Beneath the comedy, though, they give a straightforward, practical method you can actually follow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Chr \u002F>\n\u003Ch2>Choosing and Adding the Pasta\u003C\u002Fh2>\n\u003Cp>Lionfield start with the basics: getting the pasta into a properly boiling pot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Key ideas from the song:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cul>\n\u003Cli>\n\u003Cp>\u003Cstrong>Shape doesn’t matter for doneness\u003C\u002Fstrong>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cblockquote>\n\u003Cp>"It doesn't matter which shape you got \u002F Long or short, I really don't care"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003C\u002Fblockquote>\n\u003Cp>Any dry pasta shape can be cooked al dente as long as you watch the time and texture.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>\n\u003Cp>\u003Cstrong>But don’t break spaghetti\u003C\u002Fstrong>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cblockquote>\n\u003Cp>"But if you pick spaghetti, don't you dare to break them in \u002F We will call the police soon."\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003C\u002Fblockquote>\n\u003Cp>This is a classic Italian pet peeve: breaking long pasta like spaghetti before cooking. Lionfield exaggerate with the "police" joke, but it underlines an authentic cultural preference—keep long pasta long.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>\n\u003Cp>\u003Cstrong>Use a boiling pot of water\u003C\u002Fstrong>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cblockquote>\n\u003Cp>"Take your pasta and put it in a boiling pot"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003C\u002Fblockquote>\n\u003Cp>The water should already be at a full boil before you add the pasta, so it starts cooking evenly and doesn’t turn gummy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003C\u002Ful>\n\u003Chr \u002F>\n\u003Ch2>What \u003Cem>Not\u003C\u002Fem> to Do: Olive Oil and Wall Tests\u003C\u002Fh2>\n\u003Cp>The video calls out two common myths in a pretty direct way.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cul>\n\u003Cli>\n\u003Cp>\u003Cstrong>Don’t add olive oil to the water\u003C\u002Fstrong>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cblockquote>\n\u003Cp>"Don't pour the olive oil in the water because it's a scam."\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003C\u002Fblockquote>\n\u003Cp>The idea that oil in the water keeps pasta from sticking is widely repeated but misleading. Lionfield label it a "scam" in the lyrics. The actual sticking problem is better handled by:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cul>\n\u003Cli>using enough water\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>keeping the water at a strong boil\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>stirring the pasta in the first minutes\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003C\u002Ful>\n\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>\n\u003Cp>\u003Cstrong>Don’t throw pasta at the wall\u003C\u002Fstrong>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cblockquote>\n\u003Cp>"Once I heard that some people from all over the world throw their spet on the wall and if they stick they think it's ready. God forgives them but I don't."\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003C\u002Fblockquote>\n\u003Cp>The "throwing spaghetti at the wall" test is another myth. In the song, they treat it almost like a culinary sin. Sticking to a wall doesn’t reliably indicate al dente; it mostly means the surface is starchy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003C\u002Ful>\n\u003Cp>Their alternative: read the box, then rely on tasting, not tricks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Chr \u002F>\n\u003Ch2>Timing, Tasting, and the Box Instructions\u003C\u002Fh2>\n\u003Cp>A big focus of the song is that al dente is about \u003Cstrong>timing and tasting\u003C\u002Fstrong>.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cul>\n\u003Cli>\n\u003Cp>\u003Cstrong>Check the clock, but don’t worship it\u003C\u002Fstrong>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cblockquote>\n\u003Cp>"Check your clock and ste every now and then"\u003Cbr \u002F>\n"If you check the box you find the cooking time while it's soft and wrong."\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003C\u002Fblockquote>\n\u003Cp>The package gives an approximate cooking time. Lionfield point out it’ll get \u003Cem>soft\u003C\u002Fem> if you follow it blindly. Their message: use it as a guideline, not a guarantee.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>\n\u003Cp>\u003Cstrong>Taste as you go\u003C\u002Fstrong>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cblockquote>\n\u003Cp>"And when it's almost ready, take your food a spoon \u002F Taste a piece or two \u002F Please don't let it overcook."\u003Cbr \u002F>\n"The secret is to taste it over and over until it's almost ready."\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003C\u002Fblockquote>\n\u003Cp>Their main rule: keep tasting. Pull out a piece, bite it, judge the texture yourself rather than trusting a wall or just the printed time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>\n\u003Cp>\u003Cstrong>Stop before it goes too far\u003C\u002Fstrong>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cblockquote>\n\u003Cp>"Otherwise, you're going to make it over."\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003C\u002Fblockquote>\n\u003Cp>"Over" here is shorthand for overcooked: soft, mushy pasta that Italians generally want to avoid.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003C\u002Ful>\n\u003Chr \u002F>\n\u003Ch2>What “Al Dente” Means in Practice\u003C\u002Fh2>\n\u003Cp>The chorus repeats the core target:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cblockquote>\n\u003Cp>"Pasta must be al dente \u002F As long as you remember to take it out the water on time."\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003C\u002Fblockquote>\n\u003Cp>From the lyrics, the practical definition is:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cul>\n\u003Cli>\n\u003Cp>\u003Cstrong>Slight bite, not crunchy and not mushy\u003C\u002Fstrong>\u003Cbr \u002F>\nIt should be cooked through but still have firmness when you bite it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>\n\u003Cp>\u003Cstrong>No wall tests, no tricks\u003C\u002Fstrong>\u003Cbr \u002F>\nYou judge al dente by \u003Cstrong>tasting\u003C\u002Fstrong>, not sticking it to a wall or watching for gimmicks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003C\u002Ful>\n\u003Cp>While the transcript doesn’t mention it explicitly, Lionfield’s broader pasta content often highlights that al dente preserves texture and avoids the soggy, overcooked results they frequently react to in their comedy shorts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Chr \u002F>\n\u003Ch2>Simple Step‑By‑Step: Lionfield’s Al Dente Method\u003C\u002Fh2>\n\u003Cp>Summarizing the method described in the song:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Col>\n\u003Cli>\n\u003Cp>\u003Cstrong>Boil water in a large pot.\u003C\u002Fstrong>\u003Cbr \u002F>\nWait until it’s fully boiling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>\n\u003Cp>\u003Cstrong>Add the pasta.\u003C\u002Fstrong>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cul>\n\u003Cli>Any shape is fine.\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>If it’s spaghetti, keep it whole—don’t break it.\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003C\u002Ful>\n\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>\n\u003Cp>\u003Cstrong>Do \u003Cem>not\u003C\u002Fem> add olive oil to the water.\u003C\u002Fstrong>\u003Cbr \u002F>\nThey call this a scam and skip it entirely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>\n\u003Cp>\u003Cstrong>Check the suggested time on the box.\u003C\u002Fstrong>\u003Cbr \u002F>\nUse it as a starting point for when to begin tasting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>\n\u003Cp>\u003Cstrong>Taste repeatedly near the end.\u003C\u002Fstrong>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cul>\n\u003Cli>Use a spoon or fork to take out a piece.\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>Bite and check the texture.\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>Repeat "over and over until it's almost ready."\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003C\u002Ful>\n\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>\n\u003Cp>\u003Cstrong>Remove from water on time.\u003C\u002Fstrong>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cul>\n\u003Cli>As soon as it reaches that firm, not‑mushy bite, drain it.\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003Cli>Leaving it in the water is what ruins al dente.\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003C\u002Ful>\n\u003C\u002Fli>\n\u003C\u002Fol>\n\u003Cp>Throughout the song, Lionfield return to the same condition: \u003Cstrong>"take it out the water on time."\u003C\u002Fstrong> That, for them, is the whole secret.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Chr \u002F>\n\u003Ch2>Summary: Comedy with Real Pasta Rules\u003C\u002Fh2>\n\u003Cp>In \u003Cstrong>"How To Make Pasta Al Dente"\u003C\u002Fstrong>, Lionfield fold real Italian cooking advice into a humorous music video. 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